I was in a game today with rather bad teammates who got totally owned by some prestige clan.

Most of them ragequit, and I got a Blackbird and a chopper gunner against that clan.

Of course we lost the game as the new teammates that joined were basically feeding them free dogs and chopper gunners.

On those moments I wish I had 5 more Undead_Avengers on my team. I don't know what would happen to most enemies.

5 "copies" of myself on one team and those high prestige whatever KD camper noobs players can say goodbye to their virtual sanity.

Once again I'm not saying I'm super great or something, but I know the maps and game mechanics well enough to stay alive and not die every 5 seconds because of running blindly straight into the enemy gunfire. You know what I mean.

I do fuck up every now and then, but mostly when I fuck up the enemy's either hardcore corner camping, or I'm having a bad host connection. Which results in the fact that I have to empty 20 bullets into one guy to kill him, while he can shoot me with 2 bullets.

My first quad post ever. Anyways, some extraordinary Black Ops stories:

Yesterday I played some TDM with a friend. We both did quite well, then we both get a message from a guy on the opposite team:

"A notice for a ban has been reported, your files shall be looked at. As if you can't play without cheats, look at the terms on cod.com - Activision"

I actually thought of reporting that guy to Sony for that message. Funny sh!t right there, isn't it? How much more stupid can people get, that's the question I keep asking myself for quite a time. I ignored that message while thinking "U mad bro?".

Then today, I was on a camper team on TDM as well. Those guys camped like noobs, it was really ridiculous. I kept throwing decoys so they'd get killed, but infact it turned out that I helped them getting kills, cause the other team just blindly ran into the house.

Anyways, the game was nearly over when a 15 prestige joined the other team. I wasn't surprised that this guy started camping too. He got 6 kills in a row, by camping in a building with a motion sensor. I launched an RC-XD and scared him out that building, then shot him when he was sitting near a corner. Before the game ends, I find him camping again in another building, and again with a motion sensor. I was using Hacker Pro, so his motion sensor wouldn't see me. Rushed in there and killed him.

Then I get a message from him: "1 vs 1 chicken". I started to argue with him, calling him a camper and stuff like that. He was from Italy and didn't reply to what I said, continued "im italiano, 1 v 1 si or no?". I said "No. You win. Call me coward if you want." and didn't get any more messages.

So yeah, I guess I'm a big pu$$y cause I don't want to play against a camper on a private match with his own custom settings. People can go ahead and tell me, I don't care. Camping is an unfair tactic imo, and if all odds are against me, I'm not playing.

Besides, why would a 3.95 KD player ask a 2.85 KD player to go 1v1, if he knows he's the better camper anyways. This guy does better than me cause he's a better camper than me, while I run around 95% of all time. You can decide whether that makes him a good player overall.

Those people who camp with their 74u grenade launcher think they're MLG on BO, so yeah. Owning them is so fun, especially if they cry like little babies afterwards.

I created a class with noobtubes myself though. Why? Because the amount of campers recently is plain DISGUSTING.

Recently I played against a bunch of french campers. I counter-camped, picking people off who got too cocky, and owned. Soon as I started to rush, I got owned again. They were all just sitting in corners or lying proned hiding in their buildings.

If I'm mad enough, I smash through those scrubs like a hot knife through butter. Like today, two split screen campers owned me first, I owned them back three times as strong. But if there's 3 or more camping noobs on the other team, and they're not completely oblivious while YOUR team IS completely oblivious, it gets REALLY annoying.

I also made myself a try-hard account to see how far I can push. My current KD on that is 3.11. No camping, no dashboarding, only TDM, no demolition spawn trapping. I can hardly imagine anything above 3.5 without major camping or dashboarding involved though. To be perfectly honest. Not that I'm a total beast, but ALL players I saw this far who had KDs above 2.5 (except ONE guy) were camping little douchebags who couldn't play for sh!t OR dashboarding the sh!t out of the game, all the time.

A while ago I met those 5 KD italians. One of them was rushing and went negative, the other one was camping like a little bitch, but got stopped just one kill before his killstreak. Things went bad at the start. I went negative, our team was losing by 1000+ points, but then the match suddenly had a major twist in it: I got lucky and started pounding them like no tomorrow. Blackbird in 30 seconds, chopper, dogs. The camper? Dashboarded. The other "5 KD" scrub? Dashboarded. We won.

Here's a little test clip, recorded from that game and uploaded via BO theater mode (hence the quality). Once again, this is a test clip. I don't have a capture card at the moment, but I'm thinking about uploading a whole BO gameplay of that kind as soon as I get the opportunity again (Maybe with some visual editing ;-).  Duke Nukem commentary FTW.